Alp Haydar’s New Vagina 
8 pm • £7
Royal Vauxhall Tavern, Kennington Lane, London – SE11 5HY
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Winner of the TimeOut Audience Award 2012, Alp Haydar, performs this Critic’s Choice show, before the premiere of it’s sequel next week.

Having lost the affections of his Jihadist boyfriend Mohammed in his last show (due to the electric shock therapy administered by his mother, Sharia Law) we now see Alp undergoing gender reassignment, in a bid to fool his ex into loving him again. A story of love, betrayal and our right for self-determination.

Presented in the film-noir style, mixing live performance, satirical send-ups, wanton sexuality and ambitious video work, this schizophrenic one-man pantomime will leave you dazed and delighted!

There has quite possibly in the history of mankind never been a show like Alp Haydar’s…. thought-provoking, moving and hilarious.

Ben Walters • TimeOut London

Alp Haydar has the best male arse in cabaret.

Franco Millazo • ThisIsCabaret.com

Alp can always be relied on to go just a little bit too far. Whether out of eagerness to please, or insecurity that no-one will come back.

Alex Jeffrey • Polari Magazine

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