Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?

Here are our 7 favourite, and no so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

ooops

Yep, a surreal start to this week’s search terms. (You may ask, ‘Is there any other kind’?) I’m speechless. Or wordless. “I didn’t mean to fall on to the gay site, it just happened, really, I’m straight!”

#2

bible length width height and depth

Like Great Expectations, and the Kama Sutra, there is no *one* edition. What a daft enquiry.

#3

the angry strawberry video

When I googled this I found not an angry strawberry but an evil strawberry. On YouTube of course. Sadly, it wasn’t funny at all, and you’d only laugh if you were high and your brain was barely functioning.

#4

outrageous drag queen werewolf

This is what happens when you have a diverse website … the Googlebot just isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

#5

how to tell if someone is a twat

Ask them if they vote Tory?

#6

bear sex woman

Three words that normally don’t go together. Perhaps the GOP is looking for the next Republican presidential candidate now Sarah Palin is out of the picture.

#7

sophie from coronation street without a fringe

Who? Is her fringe significant? I’ll call and ask my grandmother, she numbs herself with soaps of an evening.

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