Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

We have no idea how anyone gets to Polari using some of these search terms!

Here are our favourite 7 WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

jackie collins anal sex

Surely there are hundreds of sites that this search term would lead to, so I suppose we should feel honoured …

#2

gay men covered in shit

Is this is a fetish, or existential angst looking for relief? Would it look different if the men were straight?

#3

charlene oliver feet

We once savaged Charlene Olivier’s autobiography (to which she responded rather gracefully). But I’ve never been to feet.

#4

the doll barbie comedy

The one and only Clementine, the Living Fashion Doll is a cut above that huckster Barbie …

#5

dallas channel 5 homoerotic

As Sue Ellen once said to JR when he took over Daddy’s company to run as he saw fit, “JR, you couldn’t run a bath”.

#6

what do queer artists hope to achieve

Is that an enquiry or an inquiry?

#7

i hate fucking poofs

Surely no-one is making you fuck them, so you can always just stop. Man up, breeder!