Clementine on Danny La Rue

A Glamor News Flash from Clementine about the exceptional auction of 86 originals worn by performer Danny La Rue throughout his career.

His lavish costumes were couture quality.

Clementine battles the Beaver Queen

In another spectacular production, reminiscent of the heyday of 1970s television, the glamorous starlet Clementine celebrates the season with a fairy on the tree and a visit from a prince. With the handsome hunk Guilherme Logullo.

And what’s more Christmassy more than a mouthful of warm nuts.

Clementine is enamoured with the stage production Frank’s Closet

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll reviews Frank’s Closet in her own inimitable fashion … and with almost as many outfit changes.

It’s a testament to Gary Amers’ acting that I managed to concentrate on the plot at all, and not get distracted by his physique …

Clementine, Sweet Bird of Youth.

The one and only Living Fashion Doll sings about the joys of Youth!

Old Father Time will never harm you if your charms remain!

Clementine talks about Barbie’s age

The Living Fashion Doll celebrates the 50th birthday of a close rival/friend!.

Barbie is a totem for the American Dream.

Clementine on marriage, and the outfits

Clementine waxes lyrical on the subject of marriage and, of course, gets dressed up for the occasion. She then looks up gay marriage in the dictionary of Polari and Gay Slang …

Wedding night, noun, refers to the first time two men have sex … together …

Clementine’s greatest sci-fi adventure!!!

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll is hurtled 500 years into the future. Pin back your Polari lobes, and nellyarda to find out what happens ….

The year is 1987. A compact mixed blue and green in a freak mishap, causing a Rift in Taste, and Clementine is hurled into the future to become Cosmic Cosmeticist in the 25th Century!

Clementine relives the 1960s

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll on fashions of the 1960s and the ‘Gore Bob’ … is that really what she means?

Why are you wearing such outrageous ogle riah fakes and such a dolly caxton?

Clementine shivers, and looks for warmth, maybe with the help of a dutch oven.

Clementine introduces this month’s interviewee Darren Hayes … Once she finds out who he is.

I’m thrilled to report we’re finally interviewing a Real Celebrity in Polari! It’s the gorgeous Australian heart throb Jason Dono- … Darren Hayes? Never heard of him.

Clementine does Christmas on a budget

Clementine the Living Fashion Doll talks presents and how to manage Christmas in the midst of the Credit Crunch.

I’ve been out Christmas shopping. Since July!