Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.
We have no idea how anyone gets to Polari using some of these search terms!
Here are our favourite 7 WTF?! search terms from this week…
i hate everybody everybody hates me
On our darkest mornings we can all feel like that, but would that lead us to Google?
someone shove a phone into my face!
It’s funny when you know where a search term led, but you still think, ‘why the hell would anyone search for that?’ Unless it’s a 21st century fetish we’ve not heard about …
madonna shows off her boobs wearing see through bra
This must have led to a great many sites, but it’s true that in one of the great original artworks on Polari this week, Madge is flashing some nipple.
what part of the body is the twat
It’s a particularly British thing to call someone a twat, right? Perhaps someone from the former colonies typed this in ….
awful smell alan turing way
Poor Alan Turing. A genius who smelled, apparently. Like Bill Gates in the early days? We’ve all heard the stories …
telekinetic powers dormant
That’s our subject, all right! Arts, culture, and science-fiction … Ride on in, Scientologists!
cross between bob dylan and eminem
Really, who would want this, aside a marketing company looking to manufacture a new man band? Perhaps they too couldn’t believe the Spice Girls were wheeled out for the Olympics closing ceremony and so decided to invest in their futures …