Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Ancient Photography, Madonna vs The Beatles and Gay Cafés.

“Either biology lessons are failing our kids, or they’re on google early in their little lives.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Gay elf sex, Drag Queens & Cabaret.

“Nerd fantasies are clearly getting out of hand. I blame the drawn-out Tolkien revival.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Julie Burchill drag, Achilles and gay poop.

“I can see the set now: a council estate on one side, a bottle of Cristal on the other, and a foul-mouthed drag queen in the middle shouting out insults at everyone in the crowd.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Sick Poofs, Gay Headshaves and Witch Films.

” sick poofs? Maybe Azealia Banks was doing some research on how to further insult the sainted Perez Hilton, who never says anything unconscionable about anyone. “

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Cecilia Gimenez, Gay Slogans and Bestiality.

“3 years ago, in an article about the invention of Christmas, Polari featured an image of the nasty old gay hating, D&G sandal wearing Pope Benedict XVI, as … what else? The Grinch. We thought a Hitler moustache would just be too cliché.”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Star Wars, Crixus, and Jesus Loves Porno.

“OH NO HE DOESN’T! Sorry. it’s Panto season, and it just seemed like the right thing to say. “

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Cakes for Greek Gods, Nadine Dorries’ Tits and Alan Turing Naked.

“Attitude and GT were not around then to propose a naked photo shoot. Where would the average gay man be, and what would he know, without that tireless public service?”

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It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Singing Nun, Ben 10, Barry Fife and the friends of Gil Gerard.

“I thought Ben 10 was a kid’s show … It’s not right!”

Search terms that have led readers to Polari.

It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Ben Drew, Achilles and Naked Otters.

“There’s a bakery in London for the gays? Man, that’s like so ghetto … Next there’ll be one for people who want to marry their cats, or Melanie Philips. Heaven forbid!”

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It’s madness, and part of Polari’s WTF Friday features. Coronation Street, the Bible and the Evil Strawberry.

“Bear sex woman. Three words that normally don’t go together. Perhaps the GOP is looking for the next Republican presidential candidate now Sarah Palin is out of the picture.”