WTF?! Who types ‘v*gina festival’ into Google?
Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.
How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?
Here are our 7 favourite, and not so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…
strictly come dancing makes gay men too camp
Shouldn’t that say ‘straight’ not ‘gay’? Clearly someone needs to write a British version of How To Be Gay.
I can see it now. Camille Paglia is strutting about spouting ideas that are stuck in the quagmire of the 1980s, Judith Butler is talking nonsense and throwing in the word ‘epistemology’ to try and disguise the fact, and the next generation are watching Britney videos and discussing how her work rewrites the hegemonic laws of patriarchal privilege. And look outside, there’s Germaine Greer and Julie Bindel. They can’t seem to get through the door because they’ve been glitter-bombed for being transphobic dinosaurs …
anti lgbt art
You mean pictures of Harvey Milk roasting in the hellfires of damnation? Or ‘just say no’ slogans?
honest lesbian sex
Is that where they say, “Yes, I think we’ll be moving together in a week, and we’ll have a cat within four. Ok, that’s out of the way, now pass the dental dam”?
do you sleep away your work day? magzines
There are magazines (or magzines, whatever they are) for that? Sleeping and reading at the same time, if only it could be done …
why does madonna hate jesus
Madonna loves Jesus. Didn’t you see them getting it on in the ‘Like A Prayer’ video? Seriously, some people have no sense of history.
why is it dat d distance btw friday to monday is not d same as monday to friday?
Like the poor bridesmaid who replies when asked if she is being exploited as a woman in that iconic Madonna film Who’s That Girl?, “I don’t understand the question”.