Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?

Here are our 7 favourite, and no so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

greek gods cake ideas

I am always wondering what I am going to bake when Zeus and his gang are in town. I watched The Immortals searching for ideas and I don’t think one of them has ever eaten cake, especially Kellan Lutz, who looks partial to raw meat.

#2

nadine dorries tits

I could understand it if the term was ‘nadine dorries is a tit’. Seriously, that this nasty little Tory nobody is now a public figure (rather than an obscure back-bencher) brings on a frown-faced WTF?

#3

тьюринг голый (Turing Naked)

Yes, he was a good looking man, but Attitude and GT were not around then to propose a naked photo shoot. Where would the average gay man be, and what would he know, without that tireless public service?

#4

how can we satisfy our sex urges without offending god?

Become a Catholic. Then you can confess after you’ve done the deed.

#5

where do gay sailor have sex on warships?

Behind the bulkheads? Just guessing …

#6

calm pictures of same-sex couples getting married

As opposed to those crazy ones where they dress up in rainbow flags and mime to Liza Minelli numbers as they go down the aisle …

#7

wile e coyote gender

It keeps me awake at night, too. The fact that he has all those power tools must tell you something.