WTF?! Who types ‘amateur noncommercial bestiality’ into Google?
Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.
How do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?
Here are our 7 favourite, and not so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…
pope is grinch
I love that someone would use this search term. 3 years ago, in an article about the invention of Christmas, Polari featured an image of the nasty old gay hating, D&G sandal wearing Pope Benedict XVI, as … what else? The Grinch. We thought a Hitler moustache would just be too cliché.
modern homosexual greek people
So much preferable to those ones stuck in the ’70s, with their moustaches, and their faded denim jackets, clutching copies of Tales of the City and singing ‘Go West’ …
Week after week after week, Cecilia Gimenez, the accidental heroine who ‘restored’ Ecce Homo by Elias Garcia Martinez, is high in the search terms. She inspired her own WTF?! article, so she deserves a place here.
Click here to read about Cecilia’s restoration and the online laugh riot it sparked.
the more i douche the more comes out
I think maybe that means you’re doing it right, but that depends on what you mean by ‘it’.
homosexual roman emperors
It might be more effective to type in heterosexual Roman emperors. Really, Tiberius used to like to have fish nibble at his privates, which leads to:
amateur noncommercial bestiality
It’s so much better when the people are real, rather than those buff plastic American models you’d never see down a country lane getting it on with a sheep or two. Get real people!
Convert straight people! Redefine marriage! Make Barbra Streisand president! We’re here, we’re queer, and we’re not going shopping!
Is that what they mean?