Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

After a break for History Month, WTF?! is back asking how on earth do Googlers get to Polari using some of these search terms?

Here are our 7 favourite, and not so favourite, WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

who is the strongest satanist in young money group

It turns out that this not just a string of random words, but a search for tragically macho rappers. Apparently they’re complicit, according to one site, “in the Luciferian agenda for satanic world domination”. Huh?

#2

gay cafe relationships

Fast, fleeting and running on stimulants. Nice.

#3

madonna more talented than the beatles

This is right up there with “my Dad’s better than your Dad”. At music or marketing? The answer’s easier in such terms …

#4

photos of alexander the great

Seriously? The first photograph was taken in 1827 CE, and Alexander died 323 BCE. And time travel is not real, Stephen Hawking has explained it all …

#5

i came out of your what?

Either biology lessons are failing our kids, or they’re on google early in their little lives.

#6

alp haydar shirtless

That could have led to so many sites. The little tramp!

#7

dale arden forced to marry ming

It’s okay, Flash saved her, and then goes went on to drink and do drugs with a bear called Ted, who sounds like Peter Griffin, and likes to while Marky Mark with a coat hanger … or was it an aerial?