Each Friday Polari shares its favourite WTF?! search terms from the last 7 days.

We have no idea how anyone gets to Polari using some of these search terms!

Here are our favourite 7 WTF?! search terms from this week…

#1

i dreamed that i was dry humping my best friend’s boyfriend

We’ve no idea what this is about, but it probably has something to do with Clayton Littlewood!

#2

super hero pre-school bulletin board ideas

No, this one draws a blank. Ideas anyone?

#3

does cher lloyd look like amy heidemann

Cher who?

#4

gays tudo mega elite gay

The mega elite gay reference refers to Paul Baker’s article on Nadine Dorries, but ‘tudo’… ?

#5

how to get to david burrowes southgate office by bus 

Or how to get to a homophobe …

#6

wile e cyote sex art

That is not how we’d spell ‘coyote’ … And: huh?

#7

кукла Даррена Хейса где купить?

This is our favourite. Google translate reveals: “Darren Hayes doll where to buy?”

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